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Reasons to be Arrested

There are many reasons of why anyone would want to be arrested. Before getting arrested, make sure you have a good and valid reason for wanting to be in a tiny room with no escape. Some valid reasons to be arrested are:

  • You are too stupid to commit suicide and need an executioner to do it for you.
  • You heard that being in prison makes you look badass.
  • You just committed the perfect murder, and you want your proper recognition.
  • For the lulz.

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